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Published On: December 14, 2015 at 3:18 pm

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Are you heading to any awkward family parties this year? Avoid being a turkey with one of these festive gags!

 

Why couldn’t the elf put up his Christmas tree?

Santa's Elf relaxes on an edge - 3D render.

Because of elf and safety!

 

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Two snowmen are stood in a field. One says to the other: “Can you smell carrots?”

 

What kind of paper likes music?

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Wrapping paper

 

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!

Lost!

 

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

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Snowballs